The Outsourced
Sales Department
for UK Kitchen &
Bathroom Companies.
Pre-qualified design consultations booked straight into your diary — by a real UK sales team. No retainer, no contract: you only pay when a consultation is booked. And if it doesn’t happen, it’s credited back.
Pay per booked consultation. No retainer. No contract.
An illustrative preview of a client’s diary, showing the next four confirmed consultations.
It’s not an agency. It’s not a call centre.It’s your outsourced sales department.
Real humans, UK-based, calling every homeowner enquiry within minutes — not hours, not tomorrow.
Homeowners answer a short set of questions on a real call before anything reaches your diary. Tyre kickers drop off.
Every consultation we book is yours alone — never shared with another renovator, never sold twice.
Not a one-off campaign. The sales function that takes you from where you are to scaled and predictable.
No retainers. No contracts.You pay when a consultation is booked.
Marketing agencies get paid whether you win or not. We’ve priced ourselves the other way round — if consultations don’t land in your diary, we don’t get paid. Full stop.
- Monthly retainer — paid whether it works or not
- “Leads” — a list of phone numbers to chase yourself
- No-shows and time-wasters are your problem
- Locked in for months before you can walk
- Pay per booked consultation — a fixed price per result
- Confirmed appointments, already qualified and in your diary
- Cancelled or no-show? Credited back — you don’t pay
- No contract, no notice period — stop any time
If we don’t book, you don’t pay. That’s the whole model — our income depends on consultations that actually happen, so everything we do is pointed at exactly that.
Five steps. Four of them are ours.
We build your campaign, your offer and your booking system, then connect your calendar so consultations land in your diary automatically.
Ads go live to homeowners across your working area. Your ad budget is paid by you, straight to Meta — never marked up, never a percentage taken.
Every enquiry called within five minutes by our UK team. We confirm the four things below, then agree a specific date and time.
Every consultation is reconfirmed before the day, so it holds — and you’re not driving to an empty house.
You arrive at a homeowner who is expecting you and wants to talk about the job.
What “qualified” actually means.
Before a consultation goes anywhere near your diary, all four of these are confirmed on a real phone call — not a web form.
Homeowners only — no tenants.
A real renovation, not a price-check.
Inside the patch you actually cover.
A specific date and time, agreed and reconfirmed.
Cancelled, no-show, or turns out not to meet the standard above — it’s credited against your next consultation, automatically, and you can see it on your dashboard. You only ever pay for consultations that actually take place. That’s built into how we charge, not bolted on as a promise.
Every consultation, every outcome, every pound.
You get a private login to your own live dashboard, updated the moment anything changes. Nothing hidden, nothing estimated — if a consultation didn’t happen, you can see the credit sitting on your account.
An illustrative preview of the client dashboard. For this month it shows 27 consultations booked, 22 attended, 6 sold and 4credited back, alongside a list of this week’s consultations.
| HOMEOWNER | JOB | WHEN | STATUS |
|---|---|---|---|
| S. Ahmed — L12 | Full bathroom refit | Tue 10:00 | SOLD |
| Mr & Mrs Ellis — WA9 | Kitchen + utility | Tue 14:00 | ATTENDED |
| D. Prescott — L18 | Full kitchen refit | Wed 15:30 | CONFIRMED |
| K. Osei — L4 | Bathroom + tiling | Thu 09:30 | CREDITED — £0 |
| M. Riley — WA10 | Shower room | Thu 14:00 | CONFIRMED |
Illustrative data — your dashboard shows your own live numbers
Why this isn’t like anything you’ve tried before.
Lead-gen agencies sell you clicks. Call centres sell you scripts. Neither of those is what your business actually needs.
What you need is consultations. Booked. In your diary. By someone the homeowner has already spoken to and qualified.
That’s all we do. We are the sales function bolted onto your business — UK-based, exclusive appointments, and built to scale with you over years, not weeks.